Sign the Petition.
We are asking the aliens to please stop abducting us. There are over 8 billion people on Planet Earth, to say nothing of the cattle. Some of us are trying to catch up on Succession. If you are tired of being abducted every time one of these little gray fellas thinks up another experiment, imagine yourself signing this petition and click the button below to telepathically beam your request to any aliens that may be in the area.